The Pitch!

Alright, this is our first blog entry! Now, you might not have known it until now, but WE OFFER NO GOOD ADVICE. We will curse, scream, critize, and otherwise piss off askers, so be advised, this is all for humor. Now, we have a special deal! The FIRST asker here gets actual advice for free! That's right, good, correct, or a real answer. No bullshit, no cursing, just the Pitch.

So, here's the Pitch, bitch!