About Me

Kansas City, Missouri, United States
Now, you might not have known it until now, but WE OFFER NO GOOD ADVICE. We will curse, scream, critize, and otherwise piss off askers, so be advised, this is all for humor. Now, we have a special deal! The FIRST asker here gets actual advice for free! That's right, good, correct, or a real answer. No bullshit, no cursing, just the Pitch. So, here's the Pitch, bitch!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

New Catchphrase!

GOOD NEWS!

Butters: Everybody knows Toby Brock!'s "There's the pitch, bitch!" and Gordon's "And I went to MIT! :D".

Well I've finally got a catchphrase!

SUPER YAY!

"God bless, God damn".

PS - Don't tell Simone.

Pitchin'!

Butters: I'm Pitchin' live form Kansas City, MO!

SUPER YAY!

Toby Brock! and Gordon aren't here. :(

Oh, well.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

BUY AN OBAMA DVD!

He's everybody's favorite first black president...

OBAMA!

And you can own a piece of American history with a DVD of his inauguration!

The DVD is from Tuesday, January 20, 2009
from 10:45AM - 12:45PM CST (2 hours).

Supplies are limited.

RESPOND NOW!

theresthepitchbitch@yahoo.com

Pitchin'!

This is Butters and Toby Brock! pitchin' live from Kansas City, MO!

SUPER YAY!

Gordon can't be here because... he's got a problem. Don't worry, he's still alive, not that anyone cares.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

OBAMA!

If you are reading this, which I guess you are, then that means Mr. Barack Hussein Obama II is the 44th president of the United States of America.
SUPER YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obama got officially sworn in at 11:00 AM CST on Tuesday, January 20, 2009!

Some thoughts on this:
If another white person gets elected next time (97.7% chance) then he will be racist. (UH-OH!)
"The Man" is now black. (My head just exploded. Not really but it sounded like a good thing to say. Oh well.)
I don't really have anymore. Oh well.

Friday, January 9, 2009

The Pitch Bitch has a problem!

Due to a contractual agreement, The Pitch Bitch can no longer do our daily pitching at the same time. OH NO! We will hopefully get together later on somedays (sounded gay) , if Toby Brock!, Gordon, and I can decide on a day.

Good news, we just did!

Look for us next Thursday from 2:30-4:30 pm CST!

Kickass!

YAY!

SUPER YAY!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

C*****mas

Now a special early (for the time), but late (for the holiday) BLOG!:

C*****mas was just a few weeks ago! YAY! I got an MP3 player (from my mommy!)! FINALLY! SUPER YAY! I also got a picture of Gordon in elementary school (from Toby Brock!!)! Gordon's just a little mad (he's really mad). UH-OH! Oh well. YAY!

PS C*****mas is read "cockmas".

There's the pitch, bitch!

Monday, January 5, 2009

BLOG!

Butters: It's my turn to blog! YAY! Only 15 days until Obama becomes president! SUPER YAY! Wait, saying "SUPER YAY" doesn't make me sound gay, right? RIGHT?! Oh, God no!