About Me

Kansas City, Missouri, United States
Now, you might not have known it until now, but WE OFFER NO GOOD ADVICE. We will curse, scream, critize, and otherwise piss off askers, so be advised, this is all for humor. Now, we have a special deal! The FIRST asker here gets actual advice for free! That's right, good, correct, or a real answer. No bullshit, no cursing, just the Pitch. So, here's the Pitch, bitch!

Monday, June 1, 2009

Summer Pitchin'!

Due to contractual reasons, during the summer, The Pitch Bitch will not be pitchin' regularly.

So... over the summer, look for us daily!

You never know when we'll be online!