About Me

Kansas City, Missouri, United States
Now, you might not have known it until now, but WE OFFER NO GOOD ADVICE. We will curse, scream, critize, and otherwise piss off askers, so be advised, this is all for humor. Now, we have a special deal! The FIRST asker here gets actual advice for free! That's right, good, correct, or a real answer. No bullshit, no cursing, just the Pitch. So, here's the Pitch, bitch!

Monday, June 1, 2009

Summer Pitchin'!

Due to contractual reasons, during the summer, The Pitch Bitch will not be pitchin' regularly.

So... over the summer, look for us daily!

You never know when we'll be online!

Sunday, May 31, 2009

We need a 3rd person!

Now that The Pitch Bitch is down to only 2 people, we need another guest host! Do you have what it takes? Send us a link to your Yahoo! Answers profile page so we can see if you're good enough for The Pitch Bitch!

There's the pitch, bitch!

Friday, May 29, 2009

Down to 2!

Due to a contractual error, Gordon Freeman has been kicked out of The Pitch Bitch. Gordon had done some unauthorized pitching with a special guest. As a guest host himself, that was in violation of his contract. Myself and Toby Brock! had no choice but to let him go. All of his posts will be deleted from this blog.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The Pitch is Back!

Go there now!

Click the green title.

It's our new Answers profile.

(New gay unofficial catchphrase!):

Same name. Better Answers.

A VERY SPECIAL PITCHIN' LIVE!

I am answering questions about the transition today! Today was the DTV transition date. Congress fagged out on us. The new date is Friday, June 12.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

SUSPENDED!!!!!

Yahoo! Answers has suspended our account!!!!!

To help with our appeal, please leave a comment!!!!!

Someone is out to get rid of us!!!!!

We must stop them!!!!!

Again, please leave a comment!!!!!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

A Very Special Pitchin' Live!

Butters: I'm pithcin' live from KCMO! Again.

Super yay!

Just me this time.

Oh no.

Oh well